I had to do it.  The dreadlocks on the back of his head were getting too difficult to manage.  He wouldn't let me brush his hair either so it generally looked like a small beach mouse made its nest on the back of his head each evening.  

I'm not saying its pretty... all I'm saying is that it was free.  I did have to pay 2 lollipops and a few drops of my blood from a misstep or two with the scissors   

He has my hair EXACTLY.  Wavy/curly in all the wrong places.  Really thick hair in the back and super thin and straight hair on top.

That's purple marker on his face.  He likes to get creative with his coloring... like the table, the chair, window sill, each arm, each cheek, and a few marks on the tile floor just for good measure.

Excuse me, sir, would you like a spot o' tea??

Stank face in the bath.  Yes, he's eating a lollipop in the bath.  The kid can make a lollipop last an obscene amount of time.  And I bet you would really like to eat a lollipop in the bath one day, wouldn't you?  .... Me neither.

Not too shabby!

Jack also got a haircut but since his was so short to begin with, it was easier for me to cut it.  

Cheeeese!